(via Reddit) If you thought the vuvuzela was loud, wait until you hear the Assault Trombone aka Fart Cannon. In October 2015, a family set out to see if they could build a gun that shoots sound instead of bullets.

The video shows the father pumping the gun with air, while his son, shown on camera, prepares to pull the trigger. “Say hello to my little friend,” the boy warns before spraying epic amounts of trombone glory deep into the treeline.

For more, here’s a brief yet informative history of the use of the trombone as a weapon:

Disclaimer: MT does not condone the use of musical instruments as weapons, but imagines how much better the world we would be if conflicts were settled with trombones rifles instead of real rifles.